by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

An old man who enjoys fucking younger women age between 29-35.
An old man who obsesses with materials, brands but cannot afford to purchase in brand new condition.
A man who is good at faking, making other people feeling sorry for himself.
A man who loves avoiding tax and pay off debts.
An old man who obsesses with materials, brands but cannot afford to purchase in brand new condition.
A man who is good at faking, making other people feeling sorry for himself.
A man who loves avoiding tax and pay off debts.
by Faqgot April 14, 2020

by A person kinda April 17, 2022

by TheRealReptar April 13, 2022

Little boy from Tredegar grew into a man, the myth turned into legend! Ruggedly handsome beyond words! Caring, kind and Very switched on and loyal to those who are loyal to him! Best rub the welsh side of the severn bridge!
by Xaran October 22, 2013

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.
Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.
by Bantsy October 3, 2019
