A guy who goes around and gets with the ugly girls, cause he can’t pull the hot girls, for the sole purpose of showing them a good time so they don’t complain to their friends they wanna leave.
by Guy that gets laid 6969 December 15, 2021
Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars March 02, 2018
Someone you’re attracted to despite their dark circles, bad hair, imperfect teeth, ill-proportioned features, lack of style, angry resting face, or other factors that you don’t intrinsically consider attractive.
They usually consider themselves ugly, but the majority of people don’t agree with them.
A less extreme statement when compared to Ugly Hot.
They usually consider themselves ugly, but the majority of people don’t agree with them.
A less extreme statement when compared to Ugly Hot.
Girl: “I didn’t think twice about him when we first met, but now that I know him he’s actually really cute. He’s got a bit of a unibrow going on though, and I wonder why no one taught him how to dress himself.”
Friend: “Yeah, he got those garbage cute vibes all over him.”
Friend: “Yeah, he got those garbage cute vibes all over him.”
by LowkeyStupid January 24, 2021
Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
by Ang Dax May 11, 2024
by Chehala March 18, 2021
What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018