1.4 friendship

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%

Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.

by poprocksA November 3, 2021

Ropes of Friendship

The action of a man shooting cum on their friend after sex.

Him: hey we been friends for awhile now and I’d like to share my ropes of friendship with you

Her: what’s that?

Him: it’s when we fuck as friends and I shoot some ropes of cum on you as a token of our friendship.

Her: game

by 805Mike December 12, 2021

Bwof - Benefits without friendship

Bwof instead of fwb, indicating there's sexual benefits but no companionship, a hook-up, a fuck buddy... Except you'd like to hang out with them as friends sometimes too 😟

We're not dating, we "hang out" but only as bwof - benefits without friendship. I really want to do friends things together too, but we're not even fwb. Yeah, welcome to the modern dating scene, it sucks! Where hanging out now means fuck buddy

by Stuckinneutral June 4, 2023

The power of friendship

Plot armor.

They used the power of friendship to win against the big bad

by lonely im so lonelyyyy September 18, 2023

kenji and bambi friendship

we like this 🤞 and not like this 👉👌

are you and kenji dating?

NO PLS!! we like this 🤞 and not like this 👉👌

he is m bf , boy friend, boy that is a friend, that is what kenji and bambi friendship is

( WE NOT DAFE 😞😞😭💔💔💔💔 )

by histtokki December 16, 2023

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

Japan/China friendship forever

Japan and China teaming up to fight tariffs?

Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025