Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.

"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"

by Crappychald123 June 22, 2018

Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011

Fry-By

The act of saying “put the fries in the bag” to Joshua Block (Worldoftshirts) and making him get angry.

Dom Bertucci: Put the fries in the bag, Josh.
Joshua Block: I make 400k a year!!
Chat: Bro just got hit with a Fry-By

by RealRealJoshuaBlock July 4, 2025

Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.

“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”

by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021

nine to fry

Stoner slang for blazing after work hours; i.e. chilling out after work

Friend: Whats the plan after work?
Josh C:Nine to fry, my good man, nine to fry!

by RileyLou February 6, 2017

Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020