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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"
by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009
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San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020
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dock box

A term used to describe a local girl who lives in a tropical place that cruises million-dollar yacht Marina docks looking for money, drugs, and immigration opportunities in exchange for sex with the yacht crew.
After the island dock box got all the coke and cash she could from the yacht captain, she moved on the the first mate.
by maddy dog April 5, 2010
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dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
by dr.light September 27, 2010
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dock puller

The one responible for removing used condoms that have become lodged inside someone else's asshole. A service commonly used by gay men.
Cody pulled out to find he was missing the jimmy cap he had gone in with, so Jake had to call a dock puller to come in for removal.
by SdBstr#3 October 21, 2010
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
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Tropi Dock

"tropi dock" a banana is wrapped in banana tinfoil then frozen
"Tropi Dock" a banana is wrapped in a tinfoil placed in a freezer for 24 hours then used as a sex toy.
"Tropi Dock "
by tropi doctor April 17, 2009
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