Dean

A Dean is a person/ man that has a tiny penis.
Aww, he’s got a Dean between his legs. Lml
by Onceuponatime6 November 08, 2019
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Normally an ugly looking cunt with a massive nose. Definitely Noncy in appearance and likes to fuck fat smelly women who haven’t washed for months. Dean’s are normally equipped with a Phet dick and find woman over 108 attractive. A person named Dean will normally go for months if not years without a fuck but like to mate with animals frequently.

Speaks shit French too!!!
Oh look there’s Dean, quick dive into the shop so the ugly cunt doesn’t see us
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some bottom dude i know that keeps whispering to me and im so scared yall why is he telling me about voices HE JUST SAID BUY THE CARBONER MUG yall never trust a dean

(jk he's really nice but yk)
"Dean please stop telling me to buy a carboner mug"

"get the carboner mug"
by CarbonDioxiding July 07, 2024
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Normal person:He is basically an administrator
Sarvodayans from 2022:A pedophile piece of shit who spreads white fluid in school washrooms and tells maths is easy when he himself didn't pass SSLC 10
Student 1:I wanna go to the washroom.
Student 69:Don't go Dean might be waiting for you💀
by Muraligog March 12, 2024
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A bitch that plays to much bonk.io and gets his ass beat by his little brothe phill. He has blonde hair and looks like a 42 year old petifile, if you see him, call the police.
Don't be a dean, cause then you suck.
by ANTONIO12354 February 07, 2018
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Dean is the Kyle of Fuckboys.

person 1: i’m talking to 4 girls at once bro
person 2: dude.. don’t be a dean.
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Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night
by Foxtailbuttplug November 20, 2022
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