only the coolest people are named Dakota. Dakotas are sexy, smart and probably kind of crazy. Despite that, they are super sweet and an amazing person. Never leave a Dakota because you’ll regret it anyway. There are people that left Dakota’s who are allegedly sitting around in glen iris feeling lonely because they are without a Dakota :(
by Bianca_newyorkcity August 10, 2021
Get the dakotamug. A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.
by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025
Get the Dakotamug. A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025
Get the South Dakota Windmillmug. by anonymous March 19, 2021
Get the Dakota Bergeronmug. Dakota is disrespectful, he is always disrespectful, but when it comes to listening to music he is dead silent.
by Jahseh Dwayne Ricarido Onfroy May 25, 2021
Get the Dakotamug. The most amazing and perfect girl you’ll ever meet, she’ll make you smile when you don’t want to abs make everything feel great. She will listen when you need her to and gives great advice
She also has a fat bunda
She also has a fat bunda
by Jonnylongshlong November 7, 2021
Get the Dakotamug.