poll dancing

The dance one does in celebration of winning a presidential election

"Dude, I saw this Youtube video of Obama poll dancing backstage after giving his presidential address. Funny shit, man."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."

by Phillip Reacher March 17, 2014

Dance of Italy

the song that originated in the UNUS ANNUS video "we make DIY cheese"

now illegal and sacrilege it only lives on in our hearts

its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of i-ta-ly howowowo

by THE_GONGOOZLER69 January 14, 2021

Floop Dance

A dance in which a male human plants their feet, twists in place from left to right, extends both pointer fingers, bends both arms, and moves them in a chopping/ running motion (first right then left; not at the same time), and nods their head. When all steps are done simultaneously, a dance is created that women and Bono can not do (due to their inferior dexterity to men).

Sorry ladies, but i am going to do the Floop Dance to demonstrate my superior dexterity, as a male.

by Nigg-eZY April 29, 2009

The Riley Dance

A dance where you move you arms in a circular motion near your chest and push your legs out at the same time while keeping your body and head in one place occasionally moving around the room following some one or spinning in a circle originated by Riley Chambliss and created at DMS and became widely popular.

Wow, Riley is doing the Riley dance to Cool Carnivore.

by DMS Band Player January 15, 2014

Diarrhea Dance

A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.

Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.

My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!

My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.

Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.

by clownsgown September 9, 2020

lip dance

To kiss or make-out

"Dude, Vika and I had an amazing lip dance last night."

by Kovaleva May 21, 2018

Dutch Dance

a dance of presumably Dutch heritage, commonly performed by only the most professional highschoolers in Holland, Michigan. Once you dutch dance, and persevere through weeks of walking around in wooden torture devices, your legacy of greatness is forever upheld as generation after generation look up to your great act of selflessness. Not to mention, who doesn't look great in a little Dutch boy costume? Dutch Dance - A Club for the Finest

After Omar joined Dutch dance (an extremely intensive legit sport), his life was forever changed for the better, and he prospered and bloomed like a beautiful tulip.

by Dutchdancer4lifexoxo November 3, 2011