coochi carnage

Phrase used to describe pain inflicted upon the female genitalia either by punching, kicking, kneeing, or by rough sexual intercourse. Made popular by the comedian Tosh Daniels.

Phil inflicted some serious coochi carnage upon Jen back in the day.

by Phil_moves May 6, 2010

Gravitational coochie

A girl who is so nastyand so warn out her coochie has developed it's own gravitational pull and any guy close enough gets pulled in.

"Have you seen Jon recently"
"Didn't you hear?"
"Hear what?"

"Man he walked by Katina yesterday and disappeared she has gravitational coochie bro"
"Bro. Not Jon that poor dude she trash man"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Coochie gucci

The feeling when coochie makes you nut to hard

Damnn that coochie was coochie gucci...

by Coochieman224 December 29, 2020

Coochie Tank

A pool at the YWCA or any contained body of water for or with women only.

Barb: Hey Janet, wanna go swimming later?
Janet: ok but lets go to the club house pool where there's guys!
Barb: Right, I'm tired of wading in the Coochie Tank!

by Geechieone April 1, 2009

Coochie plugger

Slang for a female vaginal blockade or tampon.

Somebody get me a Coochie plugger, I just started my period!!!!!

by Blizzlemynizzl September 3, 2016

Coochie-Dick

A penis with an STD

“I heard Mark has herpes.”

“What!!! I didn’t know he had coochie-dick”

by Eeklepussy May 9, 2020

Coochie-diving

Another euphemism for sex.

Girl: Last night he wanted to go coochie-diving but after talking about his ex girlfriend for 3 hours straight before that, I wasn't in the mood.

by Miss-N-Chanting November 28, 2010