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College Vegetarian 

A college student, that, with his newly found independence, and his newly found distaste for meat on campus, becomes a vegetarian.
My parents forced me to eat meat, but now i'm a college vegetarian.

thats a shame. we were gonna let you come with us to dinner.

you suck.

ha.
College Vegetarian by yii May 15, 2009

College Uncovered 

The one place where you get everything you need for college. From merch to art to the best college guide.
Person1: Bro I'm so confused about college!
Person2: Bro don't worry just head to College Uncovered. They have everything. Just put in www.collegeuncovered.wixsite.com/blog in your browser.
College Uncovered by thecollegebro September 26, 2020

college place 

the biggest little town within a 2 feet radious around it and home of the imfamous McPenis burger. basically an oversized retirement home the chances of you beeing greeted by an old person while walking here are 99/100. the schools here are gay and the bums around here hide at day and then they crawl out at night and eat your dog. gays and lesbians hide inside the wal mart bathroom and there is this wanna b gang bhind the k mart they suck dick when no one is looking
kid walking:*humming*
old person:hello there young one

gay person:get out of my stall!

boy:college place sucks!
college place by sexiestofmuffins February 20, 2009

college virgin 

Someone who has not had sex since the beginning of his/her college career. This does include summers, breaks, etc.
Clark: "Since Alex had sex over the summer, he is no longer a college virgin!"

Brandon: "Sweet, that guy is the coolest!"

College Ten 

"Damn, look at his cigarette-butt covered face...he is so College Ten."
College Ten by Bejesus May 7, 2003

college wife 

A girl who is "married" to a college frat. She does many requests given from him (usually sexual) in return for and endless supply of free alcohol at parties. There are many rules that go along. One of which is that a frat can have as many "wives" as he pleases, however a girl cannot have a college husband. Very sexist and implies the ideals of patriarchy.
I made a booty call to my second college wife last night at 3AM. I guess she values free alcohol over sleep.
college wife by KasYie March 14, 2017