A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022

by CountryRebel93 January 24, 2018

Clarke means, on Call Of Duty Warzone, to smash into the ground after failing to open your parachute and exclaiming, as though you yourself have hit the ground
by DNoodz May 26, 2023

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.
Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!
"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.
"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.
by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

by yeeters my feeters November 4, 2020

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025
