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Cereal is not a soup
by Ginny Circa 2025 June 2, 2025
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Cherelle Parker

A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."

"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."

"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
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Cereal

A type of food that you eat in the morning normally with milk, and PrEpPy Gen alphas eat pink versions of it
The girl ate her pink cereal
by Brainrotted definitions December 17, 2025
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green cereal

1. Flowering buds harvested from the cannabis plant.
He puts Frosted Flakes in his bowl, but I put green cereal in mine.
by Sophia312 February 18, 2009
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Fer-cereal

Tiimmy: My mom got hit by a flying magic ice cream truck with 26 legs and a robo reptar cereal box arm!!

Jimbo: are you Fer-cereal?!?!?!?!!!?
by Rawrpeople April 25, 2010
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Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 21, 2010
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