Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

cereal

breakfast food that slaps at night or any time of day

my favorite cereal is fruit loops.

by charhlee duhmealeeo January 20, 2021

black cereal

The name of a stripper that looks like hot garage

That chick looks like black cereal.

by toothpick_101 February 12, 2018

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

cereal cocaine

The dust at the bottom of the cereal box.

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.

by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017

Casual cereal

A bowl of cereal that has enough milk to have a second small bowl of cereal without adding more milk

I ate some casual cereal while I watched saturday morning cartoons

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

Kiff's Mix Cereal

A show clip once uploaded by the Disney Channel's Youtube with an inherently funny name

Friend 1: "Kiff's mix cereal"
Friend 2: "hehehehehe"

by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024