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Alexander Carson

an amazing young man that has a beautiful smile, he is very pretty, loving and loyal. he is very protective for the people he loves and he is super duper cool. he loves to play fortnite, roblox and among us with his friends.
by YOUR-MUM-LOSER November 2, 2022
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Carson

Carson is unexplainable. He is an amazing guy with a big heart. He is liked by so many girls. When he has a girlfriend he tends to not be very trustworthy and cheats but covers it up. But everyone always forgives him. He is nice, funny, and extremely attractive. He is attracted to brown haired green eyed tall skinny girls. He is so hot and every girl wants to hook up with him
"Is that Carson?" "Yeah, he's so hot I want him"
by oneofurhoes January 31, 2018
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Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)
Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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carson

carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
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The Billy Carson Effect

A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
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Carson

The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3
Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)

Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker

Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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Carson caging

The act of slurping an anus like a vacuum cleaner.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
Oh man he tried Carson Caging me last night
by Justthefactswithk January 6, 2025
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