A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
by drrary February 17, 2010
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by BPow February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sex act so depraved that it requires one's jaw to drop enough to accommodate an antlered moose that is clutching the Stanley Cup filled in authentic Canadian maple syrup. Also known as the "Colbert Bump."
Canada is so cold that the only way to survive the winter is to hole up and consume Canada's History.
Canada's History is nothing without authentic maple syrup.
I love to study Canada's History as long as the Stanley Cup doesn't reek of farts.
Canada's History is nothing without authentic maple syrup.
I love to study Canada's History as long as the Stanley Cup doesn't reek of farts.
by Canada Hot Sex Babe February 4, 2010
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by Brachinus February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Canada kan-a-duh once the northernmost half of the United States, was founded in 1984 entirely by a super-breed of asexually reproducing lesbian ice-skaters. Amidst the confusion of the 80's the Canadians, as they would one day be called, successfully succeeded simply by being extremely boring and annoying. Canada is known for its spice trade and rich, lush greenery. A great vacation destination for old people and those of the homosexual persuasion.
Bro 1 - Dude lets go to Canada.
Bro 2 - What are you gay?
Bro1 - I figured someone like you would say something like that.
Bro 2 - Canada's History sucks.
Bro 2 - What are you gay?
Bro1 - I figured someone like you would say something like that.
Bro 2 - Canada's History sucks.
by Paul Sanford February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Also called "The CH," A depraved act mostly done only by those who also procrasturbate (using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await) more than three times on any given day.
Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.
Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.
Dued even youporn wasn't getting me off, I had to go and canada's history like three different people. It was CRAZY!!
by Mr. Hulumpagous February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A previously existing phrase that became exceedingly popular in the Northeast following the massive "Northeast Blackout of 2003" that originated in Ontario. The blackout affected parts of Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island for a total of 45 million Americans. While US officials blamed Canada for the outage, Canadian officials blamed several US states including New York and Pennsylvania.
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