bloody bung

Usually related to hemorrhoids. Can also be used while describing "taco shits". When you rectum is inflamed and burning causing blood to appear in your stool. Most common cure being the use of Preparation-H pads or baby wipes.

Fred drank a case of beer and ate white castle last night. He's been in the bathroom for 25 minutes with the worst case of bloody bung I've ever heard.

by D.Z. July 21, 2006

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Bloody Butterfly

The wing shaped blood splatters on the inside of your thighs left after boning a chick on the rag!

Ya dude I got a bloody butterfly last night!

Sick man!

no it was pretty sweet,Imade her clean it up!

by cleist October 20, 2008

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Bloody Pope

When you raw dog a girl who is on her period. You then pull out while the girl gets down on her knees. She holds out her hands as if she is about to receive communion. You then present your bloody dick to her like the body of Christ, and she sucks it.

Her: No I don't want to have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: What if we just Bloody Pope?
Her: Good idea!!

by rowdyd April 3, 2009

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bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 6, 2004

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Bloody Pelican

A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"

Guy 2: "How was it"

Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"

by boblily April 15, 2008

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