Beats

Another word for masturbation

Skall beats it all the time to porno.

by Dave Fry April 28, 2004

shitty beats

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

bang'n beats

a realy good song

" that new Shy calr cd has bang'n beats'

by michael bulmer September 5, 2003

beefsnakstik

Someone who continually brags about him- or herself.

“Who cares?” said BeefSnakStik. “I also have smoke flavoring, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite.”
--taken from Jon Scieszka's story "Duckbilled Platypus vs. BeefSnakStik"

I met this total beefsnakstik the other night who couldn't shut up about how he's practically a Nobel Prize winner, he's so great.

Brandi and I have never gotten along, because she's such a braggy beefsnakstik.

by horrid person May 2, 2009

Double Beats

Wearing two wife beaters at the same time. Mostly occurs in the summertime, in the inner city. Only one man has been known to rock the double beats on a consistant basis.

He rocked his double beats to the pool today.

by RJ Trowbridge April 29, 2008

muska beats

muska beats term used to describe a terrible rapper or rap

yo this nigga is muska beats

by big black chili February 7, 2009

anal beefs

to totally own someone

"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"

by eliotr October 29, 2006