Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

To pull a Mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.

Person 1: What can I do better in our relationship?

Person 2: You could be more respectful to me!

Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*

Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again? (To pull a Mediatonic on someone)

by Flaming Ape October 19, 2021

National eat someone out day

National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.

"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."

by Not_agoodusername May 18, 2024

Someone who should be banned

Online Daters

Online Dater is someone who should be banned

by Iamafuckass February 25, 2022

take someone home with ya?..

when there is more than enough roman noodles to go around, and you've got plenty.

Hey Margery! Why dont you take someone home with ya?..

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

stoning someone

to throw stones at someone!

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!

by taybae:) June 5, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025