tree bandit

stealing nothing but trees from other peoples lawns...

the tree bandit will never get caught..he is too quick..

by blthrskt October 25, 2009

jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass

That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!

by justanotherdude292 April 13, 2007

bandana bandits

There is an extremely awesome group of bandana bandits, if your not friends with them- you should be. I dont know how to tell you this..."we're kind of a big deal." Sam has firey red hair and he wishes he was a grand master. Jake loves boating shoes and enjoys throwing balls at girls. Andrew hates when people walk on the newly seeded grass and enjoys placing used underwear on people. Rachel pole dances and is half black. Cassy is Q-ed and eats things off the ground...enough said. Laura mistakens rocks for couples and is foreign. Steve is NOT a bandana bandit but his singing voice makes me want to give some one a white dragon! Pretty much we're awesome.

Person One: "did you see those kids with the bandanas last night?"
Person Two: "dude those are the bandana bandits... man I wish I was as cool as them"

Steve: "YOUR EYES"

Sam: "I wish I was a grand master"
The Grand masters: ha ha ha loser face.

by Laurizzzle September 20, 2008

Bandit

Lacks the intelligence to distinguish between "cool" and "nerd". Consistently believes people want to know about his computer, wrong 99% of the time. Does not have any sexual experience other than with his vacum cleaner.

This network card ownz that netwrk card.

by Samsonite The 3rd Earl of Notre Dame September 24, 2003

bunghole bandit

Mexican minor criminal who, when not robbing banks, likes to take it or give it up the shitter.

Hey Senor, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just a bunghole bandit?

by Hugh Jorgan III December 18, 2007

Sperm Bandit

A guy who sperms in random places and doesn't clean up the mess or tell anyone he came there.

Dude eric had sex with that girl in your basement 2 weeks ago and didn't do anything about it. What? he's a sperm bandit!

by poopshooter33 January 31, 2010

Chief Bandit

Chief Bandits are an overrated class in MapleStory, a game which would be much better off without them. They are weak and expensive to maintain, but are quite good at blowing, in all meanings of the word. They use their money as a guard, and therefore think that they are better than everybody else. Due to their constant frustration at never having enough money they take out their hate on a much more superior class, the Marksman, of which one entry was made by a Chief Bandit, Septher, although he's a friendly one. Most Chief Bandits quit and make Marksmen anyway.

I think I need to quit my Chief Bandit and make a Marksman.

by Manda W March 13, 2008