Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019

Tingle Attack

A tingle that makes you go up and down, all around, and squirts

That's not a seizure it's a tingle attack

by Mamapantie April 13, 2019

Fat attack

The moment when you eat too much food and struck with heavy symptoms such as;
Sleepiness, stomach pain, and fatigue

My God, I ate so much I think I'm having a Fat attack.

by MikeTheGod November 24, 2015

Bongcloud Attack

A chess opening that is very funny and goes like this:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

The opening is named after Lenny Bongcloud and popularized by Hikaru Nakamura on Twitch.

Jeff: "What is the best opening in chess?"
Person of culture: "The Bongcloud Attack."

by Polterkill April 22, 2022

Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.

I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..

by sschirem March 7, 2013