shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

attractive age scale

6-7- cute usually hyper
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out

"omg I'm so attractive age scale in like a 15"

by Picklestix September 17, 2016

P-F Scale

The scale used to measure how much of a play fag someone is. This is based on how many play related activities the person does. The more they do the more of a play fag they are. 10 is the highest on this scale.

Danny, because you saw that play, you are now an 8 on the p-f scale.

by fitchin yo mama April 16, 2007

Female attractiveness scale

The scale with which guys rate women on physical apperance, typically using the numbers 1-10

Guy 1: What is she on the female attractiveness scale
Guy 2: Bro she's a pi, cause them legs not stopping

by OGAsshatJenkins September 1, 2016

Asian Grading Scale

The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.

Normal Kids Grading Scale:

A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried

Asian Kids Grading Scale

A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family

Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.

by Mr Adeep September 29, 2020

1-10 scale

when you look at a girl and want to lowkey tell your friend what you think of her without getting her attention of straight up calling her ugly.

GUY 1: "fam look at that girl, dang"
GUY 2: "BOI WHATCHU MEAN, SHE HIGHKEY A 1"
GUY 1: "you usin the 1-10 scale or the 1-1 scale?"

by lelmaker55 September 9, 2016

1 or 0 Scale

This is the new age rating system for rating women nearby. A "1" is a girl that is bangable and that's it. This system takes the 1-10 scale and reduces it to a simple yes or no. "0" is the equivalent to a no.

This system only works because it takes all the variables out of the rating system. Yous should not use beer goggles and do not have to justify the reasons for the person is a 1 or a 0.

Dude: "Bro look over there!!! Is that a 1 or 0 on the 1 or 0 scale? (holds up one finger) over there".

Bro: " Dude that is a 0 for me".
Dude: "Why she is hot!"
Bro: "........"

by Red Bearded Wizard September 24, 2019