A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
Get the Shit Diggermug. by Noyzyboy October 18, 2010
Get the Strawberry Diggermug. A male or female who meets on dates for the sole purpose of a free meal. Is obviously not gold digger status but will settle for being fed for companionship.
by The_magdalorian March 13, 2022
Get the Dinner diggermug. a word you could call your friend who likes to eat some of your chips.....you know.the one who will say,"hey man can i have a CHIP", and they will casually reach into the deepest part of your bag and come out with a huge handful of chips.
leaving you with half a bag of chips until the next time they ask.
leaving you with half a bag of chips until the next time they ask.
by Rocco.P June 10, 2011
Get the chip diggermug. A person who forms relationships with a plant collector in order to get cuttings of their most expensive and rare specimens.
I know he's a green-digger because he brought his garden scissors to the hookup after spotting the albo monstera in my profile pic.
by Monstera Albo January 15, 2022
Get the green-diggermug. Similar to a gold digger, a barn digger hooks up with a country boy to populate his out buildings with cute animals as seen on Instagram and Tik Tok.
by legendary T-Bone June 22, 2025
Get the Barn diggermug. Carly Samson forced my bank to close my account and made me lose everything, and then broke up with me due to me now being broke, she is a gold digger.
by mdjzuistc April 19, 2022
Get the Gold diggermug.