front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Front yard baby

A child that grew up without adult supervision. A child that roams the front yard without a care.

"Why does he act like that?"
"What? Oh, he was a front yard baby"

by WillyWonkaInTheShitFactory September 4, 2020

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Shut the front Door

A expression used when mad or angry. A replacement For Shut the Fuck up

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

animal liberation front

A group in america that fights for the rights of animals.

Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).

But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.

The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.

Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.

another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.

guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....

animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.

by ANY NAME I WANT TO BE June 19, 2008

Shut the front door

This is the phrase you say when you are in front of young people, old people, and your boss. Or if you just don't want to cuss. It is a lot better than saying "What the fuck!?" Or "Shut your mouth!". It is a censor phrase and is commonly used by Stacey London on What Not to Wear.

Lisa:"Bobby and I got engaged!"
Amy:"Shut the front door!"

by SCFoggy December 10, 2010

Facebook Front St.

One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.

He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.

by None other than D February 20, 2011