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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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Smelly nigga fallacy

The smelly nigga fallacy is the logical fallacy of asserting a claim so stupid it turns you into a nigger, therefore invalidating said claim and all the future claims.
This fallacy can’t be refuted.
John says : « LGBT is a good thing »
John’s claim is objectively bullshit and falls under the smelly nigga fallacy.
by Smelly negroid March 28, 2023
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smelly rolo

smelly rolo is the code name for a dachshund that enjoys being a maniac. they're also well-known ankle biters and avid howlers when it comes to bathtime, if you come into contact with a smelly rolo i would advise putting the show adventure time on - best of luck!
by fredrickjupiter April 9, 2025
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Smelly little Paki

Here Khan, you smelly little Paki, get to fuck out of the UK..you and your brethren bastard stink.
by Ihate pakis April 17, 2025
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smelly piss

When your piss really stinks bad
Bro thats one smelly piss
by LilButtPiss April 19, 2024
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Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.
"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"
by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024
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Smelly Rat

The smelly rat is a noob at roblox
by oakshsy May 8, 2024
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