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greg helpme

a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.
Greg Helpme is sus and scary impasta
by susy man and dhar man but sus February 23, 2022
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Greg

A greg is someone who is fundamentally inferior but delusional in self-superiority. Don’t be a Greg.
Why are you bring such a Greg?
by nigaret December 11, 2023
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Greg (Gregory)

Greg, who is really Gregory but hates his name, is the cutest funniest bestest person anyone could come across. He is really kind, caring and sensitive to other people's thoughts and feelings. He has a really big heart and is adored by all his friends. He is the best friend you could have and his girlfriend is really the luckiest person on earth. Him being the hottest guy on earth is just a side benefit on top of all this.
Omg wow that guy is such a Greg (Gregory)!
by Amiti.adani November 2, 2023
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Greg Sparks

Greg is fat ass bitch who needs to go outside. loud enough to be obnoxious, and super short. Not a ladies man whatsoever but oh well, he has a solid 2 friends. his mum, and his dad.
by Herozod August 10, 2020
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Greg

Gay Greg/ Mean girl. He loves girls pants. He loves his E bike. And he thinks he can fuck anyone up. But then he tells You to call off your dogs.
Man Greg is wearing those girl pants again riding his E bike around, being a mean girl.
by Missashvance July 29, 2024
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Greg

Example 1
Greg: nigger
Jamal: what the fuck did you just say
Greg: ???????
Jamal: ...
Greg: anyway wanna watch iron man
Jamal: you are such a fucking greg

Example 2
Greg: i fucking hate black panther
Jamal: yeah i know the cgi is so ass
Greg: no not the cgi
Jamal: ...
by officedaddy September 11, 2022
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Gregging

The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!
by Jiyoshiyu May 23, 2023
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