a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.
by susy man and dhar man but sus February 23, 2022
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by nigaret December 11, 2023
Get the Greg mug.Greg, who is really Gregory but hates his name, is the cutest funniest bestest person anyone could come across. He is really kind, caring and sensitive to other people's thoughts and feelings. He has a really big heart and is adored by all his friends. He is the best friend you could have and his girlfriend is really the luckiest person on earth. Him being the hottest guy on earth is just a side benefit on top of all this.
by Amiti.adani November 2, 2023
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by Herozod August 10, 2020
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Jamal: yeah i know the cgi is so ass
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Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
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