November 5th

National bad bitch day. Good day for sex.

girlll it’s november 5th lemme get sum dick🤪🤪🤪

by condoms are not an option November 5, 2019

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January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

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june 5th 1966

The only time it was yet again legal to own slaves in Illinois

Yo Marc it's june 5th 1966
And?
Hurry up and get the slaves

by Slave trader June 17, 2022

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December 5th

December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!

Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!

by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021

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5th Base

Bib... bib.

Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"

by Jaws on yo Baws March 2, 2021

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