Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

by Aaddam August 19, 2012

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.

oh i just finished my lit anal!

by LOVEpuppies100 May 2, 2017

platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014