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Misterious glue or mayonnaise idk
I like cum in my burger

Im going to fix my broken pot with supercum!
by AnNormalPerson July 16, 2022
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Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
by Coop poop March 3, 2021
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Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016
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Cum Bucket

When you take a pint of vanilla ice cream and put it into a refrigerator for a day and it turns into a thick, delicious milkshake.
What do you want for dessert?
Oh I'll just have a Cum Bucket
by SlientZ April 27, 2022
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cum

by the cum teller April 13, 2022
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Cum Construct

Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.
Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)
by TailsFox May 11, 2018
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