Monkey

A phrase that refers to a darkly colored person, usually offensive

White person: HEY YOU MONKEY
Dark Person: Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa

by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023

Monkey Man

This is a person who talks to little girls. They also hang out with them. He is also a loser

Monkey man is little rapist.

by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

twack monkey

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.

Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.

by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016