kid

kid means mate or pal

oh hi , you alright mate .

alright kid.

by wrexhamsMVP November 4, 2017

Fortnite Kid

A type of retard that doesn't have a life and sits on FN all day. They usually like to talk sh!t when their losing and their favorite insult is KYS or the F slur. Recommend muting these kids!

FN kid: ur dogsh!t

You: another fortnite kid smh!

by Lazzyx April 29, 2024

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Kids

Ballz.

Kids r sagging!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

burned out creative kid

definition=you

Im a burned out creative kid like you.

by dulaapeep May 15, 2021

Kid Cloud

When you gargle the cum just too much and you cough the churned cumcheese-halfkids in his pukes.

Man! Why the hell did you kid cloud in my pukes?! I just trimmed these lil dudes!

by Shadyelms October 11, 2021

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024