cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

D slappa

D slappa. means to be the best pimp.

"You heard That Andrew Became A D Slappa"

Look at Lyric he became a D Slappa

by Andrew The D slappa November 30, 2023

soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.

I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!

by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024

Whipped slapped

The intense feeling of wanting to slap someone as much as being whipped and to slap the shit out them.

I've had enough of that bitch shes gonna get whipped slapped!

After what she did she whipped slapped him!

by Lady Sue August 9, 2024

Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024