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stray kids

the most racist most flop and the group that has the ugliest members also known as stray flops
person 1:omg did you see stray kids begging for people to buy their album

person 2: yea stray flops can go play in traffic
by roastedrose May 27, 2022
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fortnite kid

Meaning a kid who can't stop playing fortine and is brain dead 24/7. They are usually from the age age 7-11 but this may vary.
brother: I LOVE FORTNITE! LEVEL 10 GYATT L +BOZO+MID+RATIO GRR IM A BADDIE GETR BETTER KID!

me: I am scared from you get therapy pls fortnite kid
by luna_lincon December 3, 2023
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Kid barrel

by BBCMELLY November 16, 2022
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Kid

Man 1: Hailey is such a Kid.

Everyone Else: Yeppers
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kid marks

After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.
I love washing Johns underwear; he gets the nicest kid marks.
by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021
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NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
by nora the explorer January 23, 2022
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Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
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