brown snicker-doodle

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

by your69mom October 18, 2015

Brown Shirt

Feces colored shirt

Usually brown shirts look like someone smeared a thick milkshake like shit upon your shirt. Shouldn’t have pissed em’ off..

Dude 1 “hey man, what’s up?”
Dude 2 “ not much, your brown shirt is pretty sweet.”

by Anthonysk8r May 19, 2018

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

brown baboony

a big black baboon that enjoys chicken and watermelon with his side of “dat grape koolaid”

well well well if it isn’t some brown baboonys l eating fried chicken

by the real ruckus 453 March 5, 2024

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

brown his boxers

Shit his pants.

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.

by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018

the brown gems

the brown gems is like the bomb bay, the bronze age, the bronze jade, the bond james and lebron jame

guy: hey have you heard of the brown gems
guy 2: you mean the basketball guy
guy: ya

by the brown gems August 19, 2022