New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.

Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock

by Hunter Stone January 02, 2010

New Shade

Cool/Hip before you know it's cool/hip

Hey Dude - WTF are you wearing? Is that NEW SHADE

by Birdy1959 July 27, 2016

friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely

friends at a new school has been defined :)

by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 17, 2017

New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang

you’re going to new preston?

by joesboat123 July 22, 2019

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 03, 2023

Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.

Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”

by LafufuLover69 March 02, 2024

Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

by hans_chavez June 05, 2024