A kid primarily in socal who is annoying and strictly dresses in skater fashion, does drugs and/or vapes, and always trying to pick a fight.
by JoeCandice69420 June 15, 2021

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.
by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

That random squeker in my fucking call that thinks he's big as Sasquatch, but is the size of a chihuahua
by XI_HEX_IX October 13, 2015

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
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Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!
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Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!
by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

When you act like a child, date a underage girl, but primarily when someone fucks kids. ######swagmoney#yolo#boi
by charzarding on lil peep May 21, 2018

A young teenager (13-15) or preteen (10-12). The word can be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-child
I am a 13-year-old semi-kid.
by the random. October 26, 2024
