Doodoo King

Anyone who blasts the most savage, vile, titanic pile of dookie into the toilet, so vicious it forces everyone within range of its smell to bow down (mostly in a failed attempt to avoid the Stench).

I never should have let Alex eat so much broccoli, now he's the Doodoo King!

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Dump King Buzaki

1) The recognized galactic king of defecators.
Capable of decimating a solar system with a single dump.

2) To hammer a room so brutally with fecal output that it's permanently damaged with a stench that will never fade.

I went full Dump King Buzaki on Jake's living room that time we did too many Miralax tequila bombs

by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag

"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2

by Ghost412 July 28, 2011

Riding The King

When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.

Jim: Hey Bob, last night Allison was Riding The King last night. ;)
Bob: Nice.

by thatoneguy713 September 25, 2012

The Sneaky King

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.

"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."

by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 26, 2015