by Hunter37 January 4, 2025

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.
"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."
"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"
*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"
"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"
*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"
by Snoddas October 1, 2017

by Matreyu April 14, 2017

Mostly relevant to those with ADHD but also neurotypicals that procrastinate or are just lazy.
The process of not doing the thing till the thing is absolutely due imminently.
The process of not doing the thing till the thing is absolutely due imminently.
John: how did you approach question 4 in the assignment that's due tomorrow?
David: yeah I've not started that yet, I'm currently playing deadline chicken
David: yeah I've not started that yet, I'm currently playing deadline chicken
by Shadow the little blue cat March 16, 2023

by Angelnchico May 6, 2024
