fright fart

A fart that is frightened out of you. To be so frightened that you pass wind.

A fright fart is defined as “He was so frightened that he farted”

by StrangeRaisin July 4, 2021

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carelessly allowing stinky air to leave your clogged butthole. how dare you. but yea you kinda have to so liek its fineee

"i farted"

by clarissabethanyclark February 7, 2022

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Fart

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"I farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled it was hot, it was burnin', so I did it again."

by Queefmonster69 January 7, 2023

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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

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