friend

almost every and anyone surrounding you..flip faster than a coin in rotation...pussy hoes & slinky niggas sneak dissers tho never in your face with it....these "friends" done let you down have done some not friendly shit, but its always those "friends" that make any REAL FRIEND say fuck it. Those "friends" nobody needs em theres plenty more like em they conjugate hold meetings and run their fat mouths. if you know anything about these so call friends you know they were never a real friend to begin with

did you hear about that guy?
& that poor girl????
she thought her "friend" was reaching around for a hug...
when she noticed the knife it was too late..

by SkLLhP April 26, 2014

Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.

Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.

by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

Friends With Responsibilities

What Friends With Benefits turn into when the girl gets pregnant

"I still can't believe I got Jess pregnant."
"That's what I call 'Friends With Responsibilities'."

by Amistillhere December 20, 2025

Friends

Something that you do not have.

Nik: hey do you see my friend over there?

Me: you don't have friends

Nik: I know...

by Cet Meria May 13, 2018

A Friend Of Mine

'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.

Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*

by Some rando out there March 25, 2023

fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.

get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt

by gæking<3 August 9, 2021

Friends

Hi to all my friends,If your reading this that means that I love y'all.To be honest I was not expecting this.But if you read this that mean that i love y'all.When I become crazy and noisy I become a big brother for no reason.To be honest it's really tired to become a big brother but my friends always here in my back to cheer me up.And that's why I love them,But since my old friends never go outside I was sad cause I cannot believe that they will never go outside,But it's okay cause there is my friends who support me.And I love them so much
and I will do everything to protect them and make them laugh.And that's my letter dedicated to them.

I love u all and always remember Onii chan will be always in your side to make you laugh and make smile every day.

Love:Cj(Onii chan)

I like my friends

by Oniu chan August 17, 2021