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Marty “Party” Morrissey

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
‘I love watching the gaelic games
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey
“True”
by martyparty101 June 6, 2020
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party wanker

The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.
I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!
by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020
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sideways party

A euphemism for sex.
“We had this awesome sideways party in her bed, if you know what I mean 😏”
by Dxsleyia August 16, 2021
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Mini-Party

When the people are gone but the party must not stop. Sauvignon Blanc and You Tube. Bass. 90s emotional classics.
‘I went home for a mini-party’
by McSwindle February 3, 2023
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peanut party

an act in witch you lather up in peanut butter than jack off in a circle with your buddies
I had a peanut party with my best buddies
by BinsterBelgium March 19, 2024
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expose party

An Instagram event when people send in nudes or sexual content to an account to be “exposed.”
Who’s ready for the expose party @ 11:30?
by Christyj2003 July 15, 2018
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Party Peanut

Handsome men with a big package (except Jelly Bean Josh) and are totally rad
Woah! Do you see the Party Peanuts over there, man I wish I was them.
by JOONSOON May 26, 2015
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