Mom

A mom is a person(noun) she takes care of you your whole entire life, while driving you insane as well.

Girl:MOM I NEED FOOD

Mom: YOUR 13 GET IT YOURSELF
Girl:UGHHH

by R41NB0W_RUG November 15, 2023

Mom

A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once

SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME

MOAN

by Xylophones February 08, 2023

Mom

The woman who has given birth to you, or the woman that will never be your friend, nor your enemy.

Ex: "love you mom!"

by KodaTheSmartHusky April 04, 2017

Mom

A Fat Bitch

UR MOM SO FAT

by OofDoodle January 22, 2019

Mom

The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.

Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.

by W00pA k0oPa December 12, 2020

Mom

The type of mom who will say:

Hey who are you?? And why have you lived in my home for 13 years????

I'm your son, mom

by Juicyapples69 May 19, 2019

Mom

A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.

You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"

by 1qazxsw23edcvgfr45tgbnhy67ujm, January 31, 2021