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funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
by formfaktor May 13, 2005
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bird chicken

A barbequed, specifically bird-type of chicken. Usually served with cold burnt chips.
Person 1 (Allan) - "Hey let's have Burner's Burnt Bird Chicken and Chips for dinner"

Person 2 (Marjory Stuart Baxter) - "Yeah its all right....... It's really not that bad....... I guess you could say it's ok or fine even."
by The Burn Unit December 14, 2008
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Big Chicken Sandwich

The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.
by Embuste September 17, 2007
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Spazyfied Chicken

a person u acts like a spaz and a chicken. they act retarded and think they are funny when they are not. they are also GAY!
Oh my god, he is acting like a spazyfied chicken!
by BrogiiNdAbbii June 5, 2007
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herbal chicken

Disgusting, repulsive, chicken dinner smothered in herbs so terrible and overpowering that you can taste them for days after consumption.
GM:"Here, eat some herbal chicken."
Me(out loud):"Oh, um, thank you..."
Me(to myself):"AWWWWWWWWW, SHIT!"
by Simon of the Desert June 7, 2007
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Ninja Chicken

Another Way To Say Nigga Rooster......Which Means Anti Killa
Dude:Man hat Dude Is A Ninja Chicken
Other Dude:True........
by EquinoxBoy3Dude October 17, 2007
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Chewey Chicken

N. One who commits non-consensual rubbing against another person to achieve sexual arousal, usually done discreetly without being discovered in large crowds such as on a subway.

*The phrase comes from the Japanese definition, "Chikan chui."
"Can you believe I was totally violated by a chewey chicken today on the subway, Macy?!"

"That's horrible Steph!"
by XxKuzonxX August 14, 2008
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