the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
Get the Popcorn fartmug. Fake-Art. A piece of artwork that does not seam to take the time and or effort of regular art. Fart can also be far-art meaning far from art.
by Sharron 2 October 22, 2023
Get the Fartmug. 
It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
by Mcrghostmememer January 8, 2023
Get the sparky fartmug. 
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Get the Fart Numbermug. A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.
by Imamunch February 7, 2024
Get the You not even the fartmug.