fart noises

person1: hey how are you today?
person2: *fart noises*
by reeseypoopie March 30, 2023
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That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.
I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!
by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025
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farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.
I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day
by stephani_pie_ February 08, 2023
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fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.
That bolt was fart-tight !
by JB-lack 79 December 09, 2024
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Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!
by electricalparade June 07, 2024
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Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 07, 2024
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Brain fart

Brain fart- also known as “fartus brainus” is very common around students, who study math, physics or chemestry. It’s caused when you’re brain does not know what to do aka it’s about to explode. Treatment: give up or go to sleep
"I had a total brain fart while I was doing the test"
by GeDollar November 09, 2017
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