An old pair of cock and balls which in it's age has lost much of it's pubis and therfore returned to the bare and pink look, much that of baby bird which has just hatched and has yet to open it's eyes.
Jeff Foxworthy said of his older relative wearing short shorts....
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".
Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".
Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.
by flyingerbils231 July 20, 2007

The best movie i have ever seen. Really really sad. I love hillary swank shes such a good actor and she seems soooo sweet. her acceptance speech was so cute. i was her for the sophmore galla at thayer academy.
:'( I'm 32, Mr. Dunn, and I'm here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I've been doing since 13, and according to you I'll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month may be the God's simple truth. Other truth is, my brother's in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy's dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight I'd go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I'm too old for this then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?
~hillary swank in million dollar baby
~hillary swank in million dollar baby
by million dollar baby May 14, 2005

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.
2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."
Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

the ultimate insult a girl can say to a guy. Has nothing to do with babys really, It is just like saying "screw off" or "go away," because usually when a girl tells a guy she is keeping his baby, he disappears forever.
Boy: "Bla bla bla" (being a typical ass)
Girl: "Fuck you, I ain't want nothing more to do with you punk, I'm keeping da baby."
Girl: "Fuck you, I ain't want nothing more to do with you punk, I'm keeping da baby."
by Melissa112 May 25, 2006

The finished smell of a product when Leah and Josh sit, stand, or do anything together the day after a night of partying.
"what is that smell?"
"what smell are you referring to?"
"the smell of diapers and marijuana"
"Oh, that! That's just the pot smoking baby."
"what smell are you referring to?"
"the smell of diapers and marijuana"
"Oh, that! That's just the pot smoking baby."
by KRAFTDINNARRR March 30, 2009

AKA: mon bebe de la buisson
a boy that Lil One is madly in love with.he's a junior at san marin high school.shh.don't tell.
he's super cute.
a boy that Lil One is madly in love with.he's a junior at san marin high school.shh.don't tell.
he's super cute.
by the lil one February 4, 2004

You're so good looking to me
by baby68340786574720549687302 June 1, 2016
