ass wrinkle

a wrinkle on your ass and a funny name to call somebody

yor a fuckin ass wrinkle

by ass wrinkle June 12, 2010

Ass Lashes

The hairs in and/or around your ass

Dude, my ass lashes have tons of dingleberries caught in them. It took me forever to pull them out.

by naot2345 June 23, 2010

Ass vadge

A guys backside. Generally associated with some sort of homosexual remark.

Homo: I'd love to smash me some hairy ass vadge.

by Aussiedeadshit September 22, 2010

ass lantern

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

Ass-hesive

this is a prank played by the male to the female. after sexual intercourse or whenever, the male goes into the bathroom lifts the toilet lid and jizzes on the seat. the white substance blends in with the white seat making it almost unnoticable. when the female walks in to use the toilet, she'll find herself stuck in a sticky situation.

Joe: Lucy didnt make me a sandwich last night so i pulled an Ass-hesive on her, haha

Bob: Nice, she'll be making sandwiches for sure now

by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

Ass Chimes

WHEN HAVING SEX THIS IS THE ECHO OF THE PERSON YOUR FUCKING AND YOURSELF SLAPPING THERE BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WITH YOUR CROTCH

EX. Yo when i fucked Jamie last night my neighbor said he heard the ass chimes

by Dan Relanger April 23, 2009

ass serpent

1) One who takes pleasure in male on male anal intercourse.

2) A gay man who inserts his penis into another man's rectum.

See also: snake dangler

Any man who wears an elephant thong is definately a little ass serpent.

by Johnny face March 10, 2008