What if

Two words P.E. coaches absolutely despise.

P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start!

Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?

P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?

Student: What the fuck?

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge November 14, 2022

what now burn

An interjection said when someone makes an incorrect point and you prove them wrong on the spot, or when you beat somebody who was so full of themselves they were sure they were gonna beat you.

A: I know you were crying earlier! You were holding a tissue to your face! I'm not stupid!
B: Actually, I have a cold. I was blowing my nose. You are stupid. What now burn!
--
C: I'm going to crush you in football today.
(later)
D: We won. By twenty points. What now burn!

by zyron March 26, 2008

What

A word used to avoid things or when you so fucking deaf you can’t hear mostly used by Claire

“Who just said what” “it was Claire” “ oh I’m not suprised”

by Clairegm October 30, 2019

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by The real Benjamin Earthmover November 30, 2024

You know what really grinds my gears?

Something Peter Griffin says before he states the thing that annoys him the most.

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

WHAT...

A comment used for comedy or a shocking event.

WHAT... I'm speechless

by awww really December 13, 2023

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable January 24, 2011