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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
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Chee

A: Yo fam is it cause I'm brown?

B: Cheeeeeeee, that ain't it
by sunneth October 6, 2020
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Cheese Louise

Serving the cunt of Louise stuffed with mozzarella Parmesan and cheddar and American and pepper jack and American and ‘merica and a side of cheddarsnutsinyomouth and another side of clit-aura-s
Waitress: you ordered a cheese Louise?

You:with cheddarsnutsinyomouth on the side😙👍

Waitress: one LIPlicking good meal!
by Logan hugil January 24, 2025
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Chopped cheese

A person(usually a girl) who is ugly and unattractive.
She is chopped cheese.
by The rattler March 12, 2025
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Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.
I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.
by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017
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Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious
Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.
by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020
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Cheese yo chip

The mexican way of let me nut on yo dick
Aye baby let me cheese yo chip
by CheeseYoChip March 26, 2025
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