one hundred and ninety-six

number of definitions for the word fucktard. I shit you not. Its alternate spelling, fucktart has only 8 as of yet. The term was originally clever, but became monotonous after about the umpteenth definition, when people started defining it with the names of people they wanted to dis.

fucktard: (someone's name).

by Canada street's in the bldg. September 22, 2006

blow one's shot

(verb) to take the opportunity.

He blew his shot.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

n- the penis

Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.

by The WERM January 25, 2004

One way Trip

To be leave a public place with a female, usually engaged in the act of kissing, but then after becoming aroused and wanting to take it to the next level discovering the person is a guy in drag. The trip is know as one way as the victim generally is too shell shocked to do anything but cry
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)

Man John is drunk, look at that "girl" he's with! Thats a One way Trip if ever I've seen one.

John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped

Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.

by mortensent April 12, 2005

one blade, it's tight

n. a single cornrow in an afro

I need my 'fro to look a little different tonight. I think I'll give myself one blade, it's tight.

by gammygamms October 11, 2010

one three eight

when four people do the 69. two are back to back. then the other two get on. one underneath, and one on top. its a tower like structure of fucking.

me and all your mothers did the one three eight

by punkassbitchnigger May 12, 2011

One shot finch

When you get downed by someone in one shot more than five times with a shotgun that person is a one shot fucking finch

Oh my fucking god Jake one shot finch!

by Koalamo March 6, 2008