Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

What the flip

When your so flabbergasted instead of saying the original wtf you say what the flip

Yo I just got a Lamborghini

What the flip how

by Seth McStanley April 21, 2021

What The Shrog

just means what the fuck

1: My fish drowned in water after my dog fell.
2: What The Shrog???

by Marshal aka Sylent February 11, 2024

she what

a Captain Kangaroo that can't keep his Mr. Green Jeans on

Bob Keeshan lived around the corner from me in Babylon, New York, but I never knew she what????... Mr. Green Jeans was ALWAYS.....

by father guido May 12, 2018

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

1) What

A reference to the downfall of FTX where instead of explaining the situation, the CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, created a Twitter thread over the course of a few days starting with a single tweet saying "1) What" followed by numerous numbered tweets spelling out "H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D"

This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario

CZ Binance: We have experienced a private key leak and are currently in the process of ensuring all funds are safe

Some guy in the comments: 1) What

by bboldd June 30, 2023

what

what

what

by some random ass kid January 18, 2022