Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

by Dick Peck January 2, 2026

Dr. Fart N Suck

When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass

I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch

by Tommyc December 3, 2021

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024